JourneyQuest Orcs Chippendale BEEFCAKE.
With apologies to Matt Vancil, Jesse Lee Keeter, Kevin Inouye, Luke
Amundson, Jeremy Spray, and Steven Wolbrecht.
Thanks to Fox Winter for
coming up with the idea of replacing the original audio with the
warchant.
Warrag! Orkulz Aggax
Orcish Lyrics
Kekart helaz ek haedart duwudz.
Trogdart huadz ek iuluz malifuluz.
Possagas nubudz shagga, net praolop arwabdjagas nubudz.
Orkulz aggax! Nodar heszax lordhul aka!
Orkulz aggax! Huarit ur drado bawaes!
Batmam nodar bennathesad aka.
Katakaen gadz wuaraggek.
English Translation
Slaughter the Elf, skin the Dwarf.
Burn the Human and his cities.
You may slay us, but you will never break us.
We are Orcs! Our blood is fire!
We are Orcs! Hide behind your walls!
Justice is our spear-sister.
We will not be enslaved again.
Friday, January 31, 2014
Monday, January 27, 2014
Two Bards, One Mic – Episode 39: The Miller/Moore Hypothesis
Description: Scattering
and Smattering of information, Joined by Sarah Moore (Gamer Chick) and Trin
Miller (Actor Chick), Questions and Answers for the entire group from various
sources, mostly Jeremy Spray. Who doesn’t listen to this podcast. Harumph!
Intro music by Randall Marsh
Two Ladies, Cabaret (YouTube)
Studio Guests:
+ Gamer Chick Show (YouTube)
+ Alan Smithee (wiki)
24:25. The Gaming Gals w/Katie Swindler
30:15. Top Billing, The Movie Making Card Game
(DriveThruRPG)
+ defenestration (wiki)
+ Dorkness Rising (YouTube)
+ The Dirty Do Gooders (YouTube)
+ Eastbound & Down (IMDB)
48:00 Trin's Thibbit Ringtone (.m4r | .mp3) for listener #58
(updated on Jan 31, now louder :) )
48:00 Trin's Thibbit Ringtone (.m4r | .mp3) for listener #58
(updated on Jan 31, now louder :) )
Questions
1:00:30. Jeremy Spray. You play an awesome looking game on
Gamer Chick (GC), what is the game you play?
1:04:25. Jeremy Spray. Do you cosplay? Who would you want
to?
1:06:02. Jeremy Spray. What is your favorite card combo in
Cards Against Humanity?
1:07:00. Jeremy Spray. Who is your geekiest influence?
+ William Katt (IMDB)
1:08:37. Jeremy Spray. What muse to you look to or turn to
when you lose confidence?
1:09:59. Jeremy Spray. What is your favorite YouTube
channel?
+ Vsauce (YouTube)
+ Cat Jump Fail with Music: Sail by AWOLNATION (YouTube):
+ Jessica’s “Daily Affirmation” (YouTube)
+ Adult Wednesday Addams (YouTube)
+ Table Top (YouTube)
+ My Drunk Kitchen (YouTube)
1:12:03. Katy Spray. When is the table flipping?
1:13:00. Lesley Sedlak. Do you have any upcoming projects?
1:18:16. Paula Moran. Are you guys doing a live podcast at
GenCon this year?
+ RadCon, Feb 14-16 (web)
1:19:21. Chris Piazzo. Will all the 80s movies that are
being remade, is there a movie that hasn’t been made yet that you’d like to see
remade?
+ BMX Bandits (IMDB)
+ E.T. (IMDB)
+ Splash (IMDB)
+ Gotcha (IMDB)
1:22:38. Rival Guy. Is The Mist worth watching again in
black and white?
+ The Mist (IMDB)
1:24:23. Thomas Brophy. If given a chance to produce an all
new award show, what would it be and why?
+
Neil deGrasse Tyson
(Facebook)
+ Shia LaBeouf (IMDB)
+ Glitch Bonus Life #10 – IroniCon (YouTube)
1:27:00. Final Thoughts.
+ God Bless America (IMDB)
+ Tug Inn (web)
+ Neil deGrasse Tyson (web)
Monday, January 20, 2014
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Two Bards, One Mic -- Episode 38: Borborygmi
Description: Movies,
Pics, Music, Questions, Answers
Intro music by Randall Marsh
+ Guardians of the Galaxy (IMDB)
+ Ant-Man (IMDB)
+ Behind the Candelabra (IMDB)
+ Neil deGrasse Tyson (web)
+ Wreck-It Ralph (IMDB)
+ Jane Lynch (IMDB)
+ Best in Show (IMDB)
+ A Mighty Wind (IMDB)
+ This is Spinal Tap (IMDB)
+ Waiting for Guffman (IMDB)
+ Parker Posey (IMDB)
+ Josie and the Pussycats (IMDB)
+ Rachel Leigh Cook (IMDB)
+ She’s All That (IMDB)
+ Jackie-O Pascal in The House of Yes (IMDB)
+ Pitch Perfect (IMDB)
+ “Cups” Original (?) version (YouTube)
+ Legendary Cover: “When I’m Gone” (YouTube)
+ Angela Lansbury (IMDB)
+ Vanessa Redgrave (IMDB)
+ Joely Richardson (IMDB)
+ Carrie Fisher (IMDB)
+ Jamie Lee Curtis (IMDB)
+ Singin’ in the Rain (IMDB)
+ Donald O’Connor (IMDB)
+ A Clockwork Orange (IMDB)
+ Jennifer Grey (IMDB)
+ Joel Grey (IMDB)
+ Drew Struzan (IMDB)
+ The Entertainer by Scott Joplin (YouTube)
+ The Mist (IMDB)
+ Thomas Jane (IMDB)
+ Nathan Fillion (IMDB)
+ Anna Gunn receives death threats (web):
32:25 – In other entertainment news (AKA stuff we've been watching)
+ An Idiot Abroad (IMDB)
+ Stephen Merchant (IMDB)
+ Burke and Hare (IMDB)
+ I Sell the Dead (IMDB)
+ I Give It A Year (IMDB)
+ Stuck in Love (IMDB)
+ Touchy Feely (IMDB):
+ Presque vu (wiki)
+ Masters of Sex (IMDB)
+ Rumble Fish (IMDB)
Questions
43:09. Chris Piazzo. Did you make New Years resolutions? And
if so what did you make?
44:36. Paula Moran. What are your favorite convention
activities – official and not?
+ RadCon, Feb 14-16, 2014 – Pasco, WA (web):
+ Hanford Downwinders (wiki)
51:58. Laura Adams’ Inquiry.
+ Smash Mouth (web)
+ Menudo soup (wiki)
+ Archer (IMDB)
+ Travel Sick (IMDB)
56:28. Chris Piazzo. Lego movie, looking forward to it…?
Plural of ‘LEGO’ is ‘LEGO’ agree or disagree?
+ Neither FAQ#18
+ Legless LEGO Legolas (YouTube)
+ Origin (Colbert Report)
+ Peggle 2 for Xbox One (web)
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1:01:41: Tiffani Pike Schmidt. Which cereal box character
most represents you?
+ Alan Silvestri (IMDB)
+ John Williamson (IMDB)
+ John Williams (IMDB):
The hobo’s bag and stick is called a bindlestiff or
bindlestick
1:08:06. Moritz Schubert. What podcasts do you like?
+ Clinically Inane (web)
+ The Casting Pod (web)
+ Nerdist (web)
+ Vsauce (vLog)
1:11:32 Home Theater PCs -- Looking for suggestions
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Two Bards, One Mic -- Episode 37: 37 ... In a row?
Description: Shorty due to illness, weeks in review, special guests, rants, raves, more this Sunday!
03:56 The Two Bards summon Mike Ott
+ polar vortex (web)
08:04 Scott to be in
08:04 Scott to be in
Monday, January 6, 2014
Two Bards, One Mic -- Episode 36: This ain't no re-Peat, Pete
Description: Happy New
Year, 2013 in review, Rival Guy and Henny Youngman Kickstarter, Scotchy
goodness.
Intro music by Randall Marsh
1:00. Airship
Daedalus
9:04. Andy’s holiday
break
+ Anchor Bar (website).
Buffalo, NY
+ Warwick Davis
(IMDB) played Wicket
24:07. Scott’s holiday
break
30:25 – ZOE News
Gamers 3 DVDs in production
+ Facebook
Print copy of Airship Daedalus at
34:25 Question.
Paula Moran. What is the best reaction to a gift you’ve
given someone? What was the gift? Who got it? What was the story behind it?
43:10. Interview with
Rival Youngman
+ Ned Kelly
(IMDB) (no longer on Netflix)
1:24:38 Scotch Talk
BTW: Scott’s favorite
is Lagavulin16
+ Lagavulin Distillers Edition Double Matured Pedro Ximenez
1:27:52 Shout out to
Erin Weathers
1:38:57 Shout outs to
Vanessa, Tony, Damon, and Rob
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