Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Monday, August 12, 2013

Two Bards, One Mic -- Episode 21: Live from SpoCon almost

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Description: Live from SpoCon 2013, Twitter/FB Questions, Live audience questions, a call from Brian Lewis

Ep.21 Links:
+Live from SpoCon (
+Dan Savage (Savage Lovecast):

03:15. Justin Everett – Question for Scott (and Andy if applicable). What is your opinion on using a CMS like Joomla or Drupal for a website?
+Ruby (Nesta):
+Drupal -
+Joomla -
+Wordpress -

05:17. Douggie Sharpe. What is your favorite homemade sandwich, and favorite bought sandwich.
+Bruchi’s (Spokane) -
+Fluffernutter -
+Nutella –
+MSM Deli (Tacoma) -
+Tub Subs (Seattle) -
+Meconi’s Subs (Olympia) –

11:39. Thomas Brophy. What have been the best cosplays you’ve seen and one highlight from SpoCon?

+Brandon Sanderson:

15:16 Chris Piazzo. If you could switch up who played which characters in Dorkness Rising, how would you change them? What unique twist would each bring to the character?

17:22 Chris Piazzo. Of all the jobs on the set (which you've probably done a lot of them) which one would you like to learn more about or get better at?

18:04 Justin Everett. If you could have 1 prop from any movie, what would it be?

BTW – Leeloo’s full name is
Leeloo Minai Lekatariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat

20:35. If you could have three superpowers or extra ordinary abilities, what would they be?

22:04. If you had to have one 4”x4” square on your body be itchy all the time where would it be?

22:35 – Brian Lewis calls in.
+Brian Lewis -

24:11 If you were to invent one law to be enacted across the country (or world) what would it be?

25:05 In your life story who would you pick to play yourself? Who would Quentin Tarantino chose to play them.
+Quentin Tarantino:
+Jorge Garcia (Hurley):
+Meat Loaf:
+Paul Giamatti:
+Uma Thurman:
+Samuel L. Jackson:
+Jack Black:
+Kyle Gass:
+Seth Rogan:

27:12 What is a movie that we can watch that makes you nostalgic.
+The Incredibles:
+Star Wars IV:
+Dead Poets Society:
+River Runs Through It:

29:05 Why is it called Two Bards?
+Farce and Violence:

+Ranting Gryphon:

32:40. Any advice on how to keep talking like that?

33:58. How would you rate the podcast for commuting and driving?

+Curtis Chandler II:
+Clinically Inane:

36:31 Aside from scotch, what is your favorite con drink so far?

+Mark Osier:

39:35. Do you have a go-to curse word?
+George Carlin -

42:30. Favorite funny filming moment?

48:11. What would be your most funny/absurd gaming moment?
+Palladium -
+Eberron -

51:30: Ever have a night at a con where a drinking bracelet leads to a hospital bracelet?

52:16: If you could be any non-Jedi Star Wars character which would it be?

53:32. Would you rather play several new characters or one continuous character?

+Alan Boyle:
+Neil deGrasse Tyson:

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Intro by Randall Marsh
Mono version available at:

Monday, August 5, 2013

Two Bards, One Mic -- Episode 20: Seth-tify

Audio Link:

Description: Seth, Espionage Cosmetics Kickstarter, Questions, NdG, Ramblings, an Orcish Lullaby

Ep.20 Links:

In studio guest, Seth Davis
+ Facebook

+ ZOE Subscriptions (currently at 276, Andy):

3:55 – Espionage Cosmetics Kickstarter!
+ Web:
+ Kickstarter:
+ Facebook:

+Reddit AMA w/NdGT:

+ AFK Tavern:
+ Dorky’s Arcade:
+ Jesus Christ SuperStar:
+ Doyle’s wig:
+Puget Sound Pizza:

+ Karaoke– “empty orchestra”:
+ Pronunciation:
+ “So desu ne”:

+ Jon Heder:

+ GenCon Indy (Aug 15-18):
+ SpoCon (Aug 9-11):

Facebook or Twitter #twobardspodcast
12:32 Douglas Michel.
+ Wall Street:

As cinema/theatre professionals rather than as fans: What was it about Firefly, a series that was really just a Blade Runner/Sergio Leone mash-up, that caused it to inspire such continuing loyalty in its' fans and enter the popular culture, while other series that were cancelled at the same time, B 5- Crusade for example, have dropped from sight?

+ Firefly:
+ Blade Runner:
+ Sergio Leone:
+ Crusade:

19:19 Moritz Schubert. What are some filmmaker's superstitions?
+ Wikipedia:

21:40 Mike Ott. What do you drink to remember and what do you drink to forget?

24:13 Mike Ott. What is your favorite movie in the last decade?
+ Avengers:
+ No Country for Old Men:
+ Brotherhood of the Wolf:
+ Les Misérables:
+ How to Train Your Dragon:
+ Bridesmaids:
+ Cabin in the Woods:
+ Bradley Whitford:
+ Chris Hemsworth:

29:51 Mike Ott. What advice would you give to people who would want to follow in your footsteps?

32:09 Mike Ott. What would you tell your 12 year old self?

+ Apple (AAPL):
+ Google (GOOG):
+ Microsoft (MSFT):
+ Intel (INTC):
+ Advanced Micro Devices (AMD):

32:59 Mike Ott. If there was one film you could make regardless of cost, technology, etc, what would it be (remakes are also a viable answer)?

+ Thomas Covenant Series:
+ Good Omens:
+ Cryptonomicon:
+ Infinite Jest:
+ Equilibrium:
+ Fahrenheit 451:
+ World War Z:
+ The Crucible:

37:35 Fox Winter. What is your take on Tolkienian Racism in Fantasy and RPGs? I.E: morality determined by racial heritage (drow are always bad guys, orcs are always warmongering murderers and rapists, Kender are always thieves, etc.)

+ Tolkien, debate over race:
+ J.R.R. Tolkien: A Biography by Humphrey Carpenter:

+ The Silmarillion:

+ For Andy – a Buddhists born in rural Alabama – Jan Willis:

48:07 Fox Winter. How many chords would the Two Bards score if the Two Bards could score chords?

48:38 Fox Winter. What is the theme of Frakkin' Epic or where could I find this information? People are asking, and I can't answer!

+ Frakkin Epic:
+ Neil deGrasse Tyson:
+ Wallace and Gromit (A Grand Day Out):

53:33 Clinically Inane
+ web:
+ facebook:
+ Follow Curtis Chandler II:

52:49. “The Wife” sez ‘hi’

53:33. Hi Sarah Moore!

53:45. Scott’s surprise birthday party story

54:42. YOLO T-shirt by Tiffani Pike Schmidt

+ Conner Marx –
+ Tenacious D (Double Team):

58:23. Seth sings Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star in Orcish.

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Intro by Randall Marsh
Mono version available at: