Two Bards, One Mic -- Episode 31: @#$cast

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Description: Weeks in review, rants on telecommunication companies, questions, digressions, and more questions.

Ep.30 Links:
2:34 - This week
+ Hands of Fate:
+ “Many, many Armani” from “Trapper” Kids in the Hall (YouTube):
+ Rifftrax (web):
+ Enron (play) (wiki):
+ XCX (FB):
+ XCX (tickets):

Shout out to Lotta Djerf

+ The Monkey’s Paw (wiki):
+ The Forgurt is also cursed (YouTube):

9:33 – Subtitle Creep
+ Jubler (web):

11:56 – A very dashing shirt
+ The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (IMDB):
+ Edna Mode (IMDB):
+ Adult Wednesday Addams (YouTube):
+ Tera Patrick (wiki):

14:53 – Seattle Theater Readers
+ Thomas Brophy (IMDB):
+ Jesse Lee Keeter (IMDB):
+ Planes, Trains & Automobiles (IMDB):

17:05 – Readings
+ Todd Downing (IMDB):
+ Ordinary Angels (IMDB):
+ SIFF Catalyst (web):

18:35 – Andy’s week (and telecomm rant)
Comcast (web):
McGinn / Ed Murray (web):
FIOS (web):
Laissez-fair (wiki):

29:15 – telemarketing anecdotes

35:02 Questions
Listener shout outs: Lotta Djerf, Sarah Moore, Tiffany Pike, Brian Lewis, Thomas Brophy, Chris Piazzo, Moritz Schubert

40:05. Tiffany Pike Schmidt. Could Brian Lewis please tell everyone the "There's a bee!" story?
+ Extract (IMDB):

44:24. Paula Moran. Has any of the ZOE cast and crew actually been through True Dungeon at GenCon besides the part from HoF that's hinted at in the trailer? If so, what did you think?

45:13. Rival Guy. Andy mentioned that he was a Street Fighter kid. Who did you main, and if you still play fighting games, which, and who do you main in your current games?
+ Street Fighter (wiki):
+ Street Fighter (IMDB):
+ Suzanne Vega (wiki):
+ Soulcalibur (wiki):

52:04. Chris Piazzo. Best food choices in the airport while I wait for my connecting flight?
Ivars (web):

54:03. Jeff Richardson (@eljefetacoma). Hey fellas, my gf wants to try a tabletop RPG. What's the best/easiest intro game for her?
+ Frakkin’ Epic:
+ Red Box D&D (web):
+ Paranoia RPG (web):
+ Serenity RPG (web):
+ Munchkin (web):

1:01:30. Lotta Djerf (@LottaAwake).

1:02:10 Todd McKimmey. Can you have Jen Page on your podcast?

1:02:55. Next week: Keeter!
+ Jesse Lee Keeter (IMDB):
Happy Birthday Keeter!

Q. Seth, how often do Hobbit’s eat?
A1. The Fellowship of the Ring, Prologue “Concerning Hobbits”.
"And laugh they did, and eat, and drink, often and heartily, being fond of simple jests at all times, and of six meals a day (when they could get them)."

“According to Jackson's trilogy, they enjoy seven meals a day, when they can get them: breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and, later in the evening, supper.”

+ Neil deGrasse Tyson:
+ Startalk Radio: