My 5yo daughter vs. the Cloud Giant

FP (on her swing): I'm going to swing higher and higher until I touch! the clouds.

Me: And then?

FP: There is a giant up there. So, I'm going to jump from cloud to cloud until I reach the giant's cloud.

Me: And then?

FP: And then I'm going to eat. Him. UP!

Me: He must not be very giant if you can eat him up.

FP: I'm going to eat him up like a Venus Flytrap!

Me (astonished): Venus Flytrap!? Where did you hear about that?

FP: From Plants vs. Zombies, of course.

Me: of course.

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